Khwarezm

03.05.09, Bukhara

Max had insisted on a strict schedule. Three alarms went off around 5:30 as we prepared for a big day on the road. Our Kungrad host brought us breakfast and bottled water as we prepped the 3 BMWs in his dusty “back yard”. By 7:45 we were on the road. By 9am we had left Karakapakia and entered Khwarezm. Khwarezm is the lush green oversized oasis created by the Amu Darya river splintering into a bunch of different branches that over centuries have acted as irrigation canals. This Oasis in the desert is 300 km long and 100 km wide and is densely populated with several large cities crammed into it. Its also green. I hadnt seen grass or trees since the Ural river and Atyrau 1000 km ago. It made a nice change and a refreshing burst of colour to see rice paddies, poplar trees lining the highway, as they do so often in central asia

Khwarezm also plays a key part in the whole Genghis Khan story, that this trip (and frankly any trip to Central Asia) bumps into again and again. It was the then Shah of Khwarezm that brought Genghis into Central Asia. In those days Khwarezm was an enormous empire, covering most of central asia and much of Iran as well. It was one of the richest Muslim states in a time when the muslims and Chinese were really the only “wealthy” or even “educated”people on earth. The Shah didnt so much as ask Genghis to pop by next time he was in the area; rather he captured a Mongol trade caravan and then executed the 3 ambassadors Genghis had personally selected and sent to investigate the seizure. Genghis responded as only he knew how, and took on an army over twice the size of the Mongols’ 100,000 strong force.

You can guess who won … Genghis Khan is a household name, but the Shah of Khwarezm is not, and he died a hunted man, from exhaustion and cold on a nameless Caspian sea Island, after he had earlier fled to Urgench (now todays Konye-urgench).

Max took us to the best preserved old city in Khwarezm, Khiva, where we stopped for 5 hours for lunch and sightseeing … I will let the pictures tell the story.  Max left early. He needed to get to Tashkent and sort out his sprocket, while Andrei and I enjoyed Khiva.

We hit the road a 5pm and rode for 5 hours to get to Bukhara, where we met up with some of Andrei’s biker friends from Samara, who had started a couple of days before us.  We met up at 11pm at the hotel Max recommended but it was full, so we found another place on the outskirts of town and got 3 rooms for the night.

It was the longest day on the road so far and racked up well over 700 kms. I am now over 64 degrees east, and have racked up almost 11,500 kms.

The Karakalpaks

Karakalpakia, 02.05.09

As promised, yesterday evening the two Russian bikers, Max and Andrei, turned up in Beyneu. Mad Max is technically a Kazakhstani, hails from Uralsk in the far North West of Kazakhstan, but is a Russian. Speaking of Uralsk, its a city I went through 15 years ago and I remember it as its on the Ural river, the river that marks the border between Europe and Asia. In the North, its marked by the Ural mountains, further south its marked by the Ural River. Atyrau, which I passed through a few days ago, is another city that straddles the Ural river. Uralsk and Atyrau, both in Kazakhstan, are evidence that Istanbul’s claim to be the only city to span two continents, to be a Turkish fantasy. Both Aralsk and Atyrau have monuments to Europe and Asia on both sides of their bridges.

Max turned up on his 1995 vintage BMW G650 Funduro, and Andrei, a Russian from Samara, on a similar vintage BMW R1100GS. Max is a veteran of touring around central asia, and Alyosha assured me he knows all the good petrol stations, cafes, hotels etc en route. Petrol Stations?? Apparently yes. Both Max and Alyosha told me many Uzbek fuel stations (especially out in the sticks) dilute their fuel with anything from urine to straight water. After a dinner of plov and beer, Max, andrei and I deecided we would travel the 400 km to Kungrad (Konghirat in some transliterations) together and work it out form there. We were all going to Tashkent, but I wanted to go to the Karakalpak town of Muynak, on the former shore of the Aral Sea. But one thing was for sure, the route was the same for the first 400 km, so we will do that distance and think about it after that.

We left at 7:30 the next morning, topping all the fuel tanks in Beyneu, and the 10 litres of reserves each carried by both Max and Andrei. It was about 60km by gravel road to the last Kazakh town of Akjigit, where we would again top up the tanks (only 3 litres each) with 80 octane fuel. Uzbekistan is not flush with petrol like Russia, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan are. There would be no fuel for almost 400 km, at the Uzbek town of Kungrad.  (Uzbekistan has ‘gas’ but no oil, and many cars, particularly in the north west, run on LPG … every fuel station has LPG or gasoline as they call it, but ‘benzin’ or proper petrol, is very hard to find in the north west.  Bukhara, Samarkand, Tashkent etc fuel is no problem)

The border opens at 9am and we timed it such that we arrived at 5 mins past 9. The border was probably the most primative border crossing I have seen in years, and it was in the middle of nowhere, but the uzbek side was still full of money changers, chaikhanas and photocopy wagons (many doncuments need to be photocopied before they will be accepted by the Uzbek officials. I think we did well and were through by soon after 11 … a mere 2 hours. Max recommended a chaikhana that he always used when he crossed at this border and we were served chai by the Korean lady who ran it. Uzbekistan (and to a lesser extent Kazakhstan) has a huge Korean population. This goes back to Stalin’s times. To avoid any potential conflicts of interest, he moved the Korean population within the USSR’s borders from near the Korean border areas to Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan.

We also managed to buy some Uzbek currency, the Sum. Uzbekistan is a long way behind Kazakhstan in terms of economic development and bankomats are not at all common here. (I am told there is one in the country, in Tashkent.)  In any case, we were 500 odd km from the nearest city and over 1000 from Tashkent. There are about 2500 Sum to the EUR, and the largest note is 1000 sum. Any money you carry is therefore effectively in 40 EUR cent pieces. I changed enough money to last me 4 days or so and felt I needed a backpack to carry it.

While it may lack in terms of economic development in comparison to old sparring partner Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan makes up for it in terms of culture. Khiva, Bukhara and Samarkand are old silk road cities with well preserved historical sections, and Uzbek food is both tasty and well known in the former USSR. There are hundreds of Uzbek restaurants in Moscow, but I have never seen a Kazakh restaurant there.

By the time we left the chaikhana it was midday. We still had well over 350 km to cover to get to the nearest fuel, over a boring straight flat road. We had decided over our chai that Andrei and Max would join me in going to Muynak, and I would stay with them till Tashkent. So first step was to get to Kungrad and Muynak. But not before the Uzbek police pulled us over at the first town to pay the Uzbek ecological tax!

60 km before Kungrad, Max spotted a possible shortcut to Muynak. It was not marked on any of our maps, but Max had a hunch that the side road would get us to Muynaq. We asked a passing uzbek motorcyclist if he could confirm any of this, but the guy just kept nodding. He was either illiterate, stupid or both. We had a vote. Max and I were in favour of giving it a go so we took the turn. 40 km later we came to the edge of the Ustyurt Plateau. All day we had been between 120 and 150 m above sea level on a completely flat plain hundreds of kilometers long, but once we hit the end of the plateau, it dropped like a cliff, 100 metres lower. this cliff extended as far as the eye could see in both directions. It was a really dramatic sight. Soon after the cliffs, the road petered out. We had to go in a different direction anyway and began looking for tracks. Muynak was 55 km away in a straight line and as the largest population centre within about 100 km, there had to be a track there.

Muynak is a Karakalpak town that was once on the edge of the Aral sea. The sea is now over 150 km away, thanks to a failed soviet development plan. The two great rivers that drain the Pamir and Tien Shan mountains, the Amy Darya and Syr Darya, (known to the ancients as the Oxus and the Jaxartes) fed the Aral sea with fresh water. The soviets diverted most of the water to develop a cotton industry in Uzbekistan and at times no fresh water reaches this sea in the middle of the desert. Not surprisingly, since about 1960, the sea has shrunk dramatically, the salt levels in the remaining water have become so salty that fish can no longer survive in it.

For centuries, the Karakalpaks have lived on the south shore of the Aral sea, fishing and living off the sea. Now that is all history and the Karakalpaks have become among the poorest people in Central Asia. The Karakalpaks (literally Black Hats) are notably more mongolic / oriental than the average Uzbeks, and despite having their own autonomous republic, they are a minority here – most of the people who live in Karakalpakia are Khoresmian Uzbeks. Karakalpaks are closer to the Kyrgyz and the Tuvans than they are to the Uzbeks. I wanted to see Muynak as it is a proper Karakalpak town and its also the home to the Aral Sea fishing fleet, now rusting ship hulks in the desert.

Max, using his central asian experience and intuition, found the track and we headed off for the 50 km thru a no-mans land that was once at the bottom of a sea (only 50 years ago). It was a challlenging track and Max’s chain came loose (as I have seen happen on F650s before – Andy P, diring the 2007 Pyreknees Up) jamming into his engine housing. A bit of brute force and the chain was back on, but his cheap chinese rear sprocket had a unpleasant kink in it that was constantly threatening to derail his chain again. We limped the last 25 km into Muynak, passing a few Karakalpak villages on the way before catching up with the rusting ships.

We had hoped to get to Khiva today, but the “special” stage across the wilds near Muynaq meant we had added a few hours to the day. The sun set as we made our way into Kungrad, and we headed for a simple place Max had stayed at before. It was the second water-less place we had stayed at in a row (Alyosha’s place in Beyneu had no running water). Mobile access has not really existed since we crossed into Uzbekistan. Foreign sim cards are mostly not working out here. Andrei and I are both considering buying Uzbek sim cards tomorrow to keep up with the world.

Kazakhstan – Part 1

29.04.09, Atyrau, Kazakhstan

Today was a really boring day on the road.  Basically I spent 2 hours crossing a border, and 4.5 more hours riding 365 km on some mind numbingly boring roads that can only be descibed at “transit roads”.   There is no other reason to be on them.

I would have gone further but decided to stop in Atyrau, a wealthy Kazakh oil city, as its the last sign of civilisation for several days.

Since the scenery was pretty boring, and the only thing that stopped the roads being boring was the terrible state of them making it impossible to relax or travel at more than 90 km/h … and the 50 km/h constant sidewind blowing in across the Caspian Sea.  I was kept amused by odd thoughts and listening to a mix of Swedish group Kent, Mongolian group ‘Altan Urag’ and Kate Ryan.  Strange mix to say the least.

On a day where the travel is so boring, my mind began wandering and several bizarre thoughts crossed my mind.  The first was … how did I get to be riding a modified X-Challenge?  When I first thought of this trip, the F800 had just been announced and I always assumed I would do it on one of those.  3 things turned it all around in favour of an X Challenge.  (Well 4 really … as I was surprised how heavy the F800 weighed in at – might as well stick with the 1200.)

First .. about this time last year I was following the blog of Niccolo and Cyril – a couple of guys who packed it all in and took off on very short notice from London to Mongolia.  Niccolo (not the tallest man in the world) on a 1200 GSA and Cyril on a Transalp.  At the end of their Blog (eurasian motorcycle adventure link on the right) Niccolo commented “next time I do something like this I will do it on an X Challenge” … or something to that effect.  I had always looked at the X Challenge as a dirt bike and was thinking “What is he talking about? – he must be mad.”  But the thought stuck in my mind because subconciously I was looking out for X-Challenge stories.  Next step was hearing Simon Pavey taking one to Beijing on his transorientale rallye and planning to use on in the 2009 Dakar.  The bike finished easily and reliably and I spoke with Simon on his return from the transorientale, learning he had no mechanical problems.  Third, as I searched for information about the bike, one guys name kept coming up again and again on forums.  A chap out of Holland calling himself “MaxKool” … So I wrote to Max and asked him plenty of questions, and Max had plenty of answers, mostly all positive.  So the decision was made.  A BMW X-Challenge it was.

The other thing I worked out today while puttering along in the wind, on the Kazakh Steppe, was thanks to some information Max gave me.  I worked that even assuming I travel the whole 45,000 km in 5th gear, my one cylinder is going to have to do its funky little thing 108 million times, pretty much faultlessly, to get me to the end of this trip.  That’s a lot of jiggling about.

Other news from today … I am over 50 degrees east now.  I have entered my 24th country.  I clocked up the 9,000th kilometre of the trip today.  The oil leak attended to yesterday morning by Zhenya the Kalmyk Biker is sorted.  The animals out on the steppe are changing – on the Nogai Steppe there were cows and sheep.  On the Kalmyk Steppe there were cows, sheep and horses.  Now on the Kazakh Steppe there are horses and camels!

Some bad news.  The screen on my Eee has a problem.  It was jammed up against a bolt in one of my panniers and I guess the pressure of the bolt against the lid on the laptop has created a leak in the LCD screen.  About 5% of my screen is a black splodge.  I can live with it … but its a pity.  I have been very happy with this little beast.  I should have packed it better.

Nasty surprise when i went down for breakfast at 9:15 am on the 30th … I have moved forward another hour… breakfast closed at 10am.  it was now 10:15 am.   I am 4 hrs ahead of London now.

Astrakhan

28.04.09 Astrakhan

I left the White Lotus Hotel in downtown Elista about Midday, for the ride to Astrakhan. First stop was to pop into Elista Lada and say thanks to Zhenya, the Kalmyk Biker for all his help and to wish him luck for his ride down to Pyatigorsk on the weekend. There is a big biker meet there for all of southern Russia and the Caucasus and apparently hundreds of bikers will be converging on Pyatigorsk, including all the boys form Elista.

Zhenya took time off work and decided to ride with me to the edge of town. At the edge of town he spotted that a small oil leak that I had since eastern europe, was getting worse, immediately identified the problem as probably beieng a loose engine bolt, and zoomed back to his workshop to get a couple more tools. I had suspected it was a dodgy gasket, and had been preparing to order a new gasket to collect and fit in Tashkent or Almaty from a BMW dealer, but here at the side of the dusty highway, on Elista’s outskirts, Zhenya fixed the problem with some silicon gasket goop, some serviettes from a nearby cafe and an star head allen key. Once done he assured me it was not a problem, just vibrations had made the bolt loose and thats why oil was seeping out before patting me on the back and sending me on my way.

The road from Elista to Astrakhan can only be described as featureless. I dont know what was more featureless, the grassy treeless Kalmyk Steppe or the endless cloudless blue sky. The view for most of the afternoon was of just two colours, the sheet of green on the bottom half and the sheet of blue above. There were two or three towns on the way but only the first one, Yashkul,  seemed to have any life. The others barely had petrol, let alone any somewhere too eat. I pressed on towards Astrakhan. I had a little off road detour planned and was happy enough to eat up the miles till then.

That is except for my little detour …  todays “special stage”  … while planning back in London I had spotted what looked like a good 40 km detour off the main road that wound its way through the dunes, lakes and waterways of the Volga delta, only 50-60 km from Astrakhan.

Back on the highway I spotted the start of the detour (an unmarked pair of wheel ruts off to the right across the dunes). The first 6 km was a simple run into that looked like an abandoned Soviet village. There were a few abandoned industrial building and the houses all seemd to have the windows smashed out. Tumbleweeds blew down the dusty rutted dirt streets, yet there was astrange feeling that this village (marked as Prikaspiysky on one of my maps) was not actually abaondoned. Sure enough I did see a couple of old Lada Niva 4wds parked around town, but I couldnt imagine what the owners of them did there.

7km further on down a sealed road was a more normal town, Buruny, where I had to find another unmarked turn off into the dunes. This track from Buruny back to the highway at Kurchenko village was a great track (sandy in places and rocky in others) and worthy of my road highlights. All the dunes and waterways were pretty much east west, and the first part of the tracks was onto of a 20km long dune, with a finger lake on either side. It was a fun track and an interesting landscape. When the dune and the lake on the left ended, the the track wound its way northeast around smaller lakes and a few small (high speed) salt pans before eventually rejoining the highway.

I was now only 40 km from Astrakhan and Nogai hospitality comes into the story again here. Shamil, the guy I stayed with in Terekli Mekteb, had a sister Sofia in Astrakhan who works in TV news. She was planning to meet me on my arrival in Astrakhan with a TV crew. All I had to do was call when I was 30 mins away … which was now. But alas, my phone battery was dead. I tried charging it on the bike with my cigarette lighter to USB adapter I had bought before leaving and had used once in Austria when faced with the same problem – but it seemed the charger had not survived a month of severe vibrations in my baggage. I had no way to contact Sofia (who’s number was also in my dead phone) and so I rode into Astrakhan out of contact and privately kind of relieved that there would not be a TV welcome and the hassle of interviews.

I found a mobile phone shop in the centre of town and charged my phone. As soon as it had power, I tried calling, but as it happens I also had no balance left on my Russian pay as you go sim card. And I had no cash with which to top it up – until I got to a bankomat. I called with my UK number and Sofia and friend picked me up and took me to her friends place – a Kazakh grandmother with 10 grandchildren, many of whom seemed to live in her enormous new house near the centre of town. As you could by now expect, I was fed more and more and more food. The first 3 weeks of this trip had seen me lose weight and gradually take on a decent fit shape, but the weeks I have been in Russia have put an end to all that. I am almost back to my departure size.

The Kalmyks

26.04.09, late at night … Elista, Kalmykia

Today began with my repeating several times to Shamil, my host in Terekli Mekteb that I only had time to do two things today before hitting the road. (1) was to see ‘Mama Rosa’ the mother of Abrek and Irina from Cherkessk, as I had promised and (2) was to go to a metal worker and do some minor repairs to one of my saddle bags. I was aware of the way the Nogai hospitality worked. Both in Cherkessk and now in Terekli Mekteb, there was a tendency to impose a schedule and a plan onto the guest. I had been frustrated by Akhmed in Cherkessk for not listening to or attending to the few things I needed to do, but instead doing what he wanted us to do, and I hoped that could be avoided in Terekli Mekteb by repeatedly saying that I needed to be on the road by 11 am, I had a 8 hour ride to Elista ahead and I only had time to do 2 things in the morning.

Unfortunately, it didn’t work out that way. It was 11am by the time Zaur, the military commander of the region arrived in his land cruiser to drive us around. But instead of driving us around to sort the panniers, and despite having had breakfast an hour earlier, we all sat down for more tea and food and chat. When we finally got moving, we didnt go to visit Mama Rosa, but instead went to visit a friend who worked with hides. They wanted to show me what happens to all the sheep hides and offered me a sheepskin for the bike. Then we eventually made it to Mama Rosa’s place about 12:30pm.

Next I thought we were going to get my bags fixed at the towns master metal worker, one of the guys who was with us yesterday and had promised to fix the bags first thing Sunday morning, But instead, we hit the road and went to the cowboy town on Kunbatar, as I had mentioned it was on my route. All my gear had been thrown into the back of the jeep and I was just wearing my jeans and sneakers as I thought we were riding around town getting my tasks done. I stopped 5km out of town and waited for the land cruiser to return … ‘Where are we going?’ I asked … ‘we are supposed to be getting my baggage fixed.’
‘No time for that, we will do it in Kunbatar’ was the reply.

We got to Kunbatar, with me following a jeep load of senior guys from Terekli Mekteb down a dusty dirt track, with most of my riding gear and all my baggage in the back of their land cruiser. We asked around for a metal worked but of course in a one horse cowboy town there was none. It was only 30 km from Terekli Mekteb and anyone with anything to do just went to Terekli.

We settled on a house where a guy said he had a son who could fix anything. OK… So the guys gets out a primitive drill and prepares to drill through my whole bag on his veranda. I stopped him and made it clear that its only the metal support rail and plastic rail that need to be drilled. I left him with it while I sorted out all my baggage from the back of the jeep and got dressed into riding gear. All he had to do was drill one hole and put a bolt through it.

In my full riding hit, it was now pretty damn hot in the steppe sun. Temperatures were probably around 15 degrees, but the sun and the 4 layers I had on made it hot. Once I was dressed I went to check the repair work on the sick side bag. I don’t know what the guy had done, but whatever it was it didn’t look right. I obviously wanted a proper job, but I wasn’t paying for it so how do I complain?? I looked at Nikita, one of the guys in the Land cruiser party and the towns I.T. guy (meaning he spoke a tiny bit of English) and screwed up my face as if to say ‘what the hell is this?’. He looked back at me shrugged his shoulders and said ‘don’t worry, he says its fixed OK’.

What could I do? I took the bag back, packed it up, and loaded up the bike. Why had we not gone to Adjo, Terekli’s metal worker, and had a proper job done? Getting the job done out by a cowboy out in the boonies is surely no quicker than getting the job done properly in a workshop in town. Instead of me saddling up and riding out of there, our posse of 6 guys was now invited into the house for tea and food. I politely declined and said I had to hit the road, but was told, ‘please, its our tradition – to thank them for the repair work.’

I sighed and reluctantly went in for more tea and food. After 30 minutes, facing more hints of staying longer, I just stood up and prepared to go, saying thank yous as I left. It was now 3pm. I had a dodgy bag repair and 8 hours ahead of me on roads that I had chosen because they would be “interesting”. It was a bit of a frustrating end to my time with Nogai people .. a people I had developed a real soft spot for. For the second time I actually left people I like feeling relieved that I was leaving. Sweet, sweet freedom. Hospitality is great, but nothing beats freedom. I guess thats why I love this motorcycle travel thing.

The landcruiser led me to the dusty edge of Kunbatar and ahead was just a couple of wheel ruts heading north across the steppe. I said my farewells to a quality bunch of guys but needed the freedom that the steppe ruts promised me. I sped off without looking back.

It was 40km across nothingness to the next habited place, Yuzhno-Sukhokumsk. I flew across the ground in quick time, following the compass and instinct when the tracks divided. It was a great fun road and my spirits were lifted by focussing on riding instead of the frustrating day I had had prior to saddling up. I stopped on the outskirts of Yuzhno-Sukhokumsk, as i found an asphalt road, but one so bad that everyone, myself included, obviously preferred the dusty sandy tracks at the side of the road rather than the road itself. When i stopped, I saw was I was half expecting to see (but perhaps not so soon), the repair work on the side bag had completely come undone. With the benefit of zip ties, I did a patch job by the side of the dusty track. One way or another I would be in Elista tomorrow and get it fixed properly.

Yuzhno-Sukhokumsk was probably the grimmest town I have passed through on this trip so far. On the North-West frontier of Dagestan, it was the sort of town that everyone wants to leave. At least there was a decent road heading out of town. The steppe around here was so flat that any building was visible 20 km or more before you got there, silhouetted against the horizon. I left Dagestan and re-entered Stavropol Region. The sun was getting lower now and in a town called Turksad I stopped to check directions to the dam that separated Stavropol Region form Kalmykia. While there I noticed that I needed further repairs on my dodgy baggage if I was to get to Elista. While at the petrol station doing my repairs and chatting to the Russian woman behind the counter, a group of Dargin locals came in and began hassling me. The Dargin are another group common in Dagestan. Turksad seemed to have a decent sized Dargin population. Eventually the Russian lady yelled abuse at them and they left. I asked the Russian lady, who had been very civil, are all the locals here like that? She was originally from Moldova but came here to marry her husband 18 years ago. ‘The Russians are fine’ she said, ‘but the Dargins are a real problem’. I had kinda already seen that.

The road from Turksad to the dam was marked as a decent road on my Russian road atlas but was in fact another 2 wheel rut track. It was 40km of potential fun before entering Kalmykia, but the fun I had on that track was tempered by having to stop every 10 km to do more zip tie repair work on my ailing baggage.

Since Bulgaria, when the first part of my baggage broke on my simple fall crossing the railway tracks, i have realised that my hope of doing this trip with the ultralight bicycle luggage was in fact too optimistic. The plastic attachments are simply not durable enough to deal with the stresses of motorcycle travel (and falls). As it happens, I also have a set of Ortlieb motorcycle luggage at home and will get that sent out to me with Tony, when I meet him in Siberia in about 5 weeks time. The bicycle luggage only needs to hold up till then.

The sun went down during my ride to the isolated, deserted dam, and by the time I got there it was almost dark. I expected a concrete road across the 10km long dam, but instead there was a rutted dirt track. It was a challenge in the near darkness, but there was no point stopping here in the middle of the steppe. I could camp, but I didnt trust the water here. 2/3 of the way across the dam I came across a lonely checkpoint with a chain across the track. This was the Kalmyk border and I shut the bike down and had a chat with the 2 Kalmyk police in the tiny hut. Not surprisingly, I was the only foreigner they had ever seen there.

If the Nogai have one of the most interesting histories in the region, then the Kalmyk’s have one of the most bizarre – and fascinating.

Like many of the people in the region, the Kalmyk story starts in Mongolia. However, unlike most, the story does not start with Genghis Khan. The Kalmyks began as a Mongolian group called the Oirat, who like many groups originating in Mongolia, (such as Attila’s Hun and Genghis’ Mongols) headed west in search of bounty and new grasslands, the Kalmyks doing so around the 1600s. The Kalmyk were known as a very warlike people (as most conquering hordes usually have to be) and took northern Kazakhstan before moving in on the original Nogai homeland around Astrakhan. By 1700, the Kalmyks had pushed the Nogai south into what is now Dagestan and established a Kalmyk homeland on the Steppe area around their capital Elista. Unlike many of the other Mongolic groups that have swept through this area, the Kalmyks have not mingled with turkic Kipchaks and other steppe nomads, but have remained remarkably ethnically pure. I recall reading that the Kalmyks are the closest genetically to the Mongols of all people, including the Buryats just to the North of Mongolia.

Back to the story …and back on the road, and I stopped in the village of Iki-Burul about 9pm to grab a few litres of petrol. They didn’t have the grade I wanted so I just grabbed enough 93 octane to get me to Elista. I would happily have stopped for the night there too, but there were no hotels, and my efforts to fish for a bed for the night by putting my puppy dog face on and asking the locals if they knew anywhere to stay for the night didn’t work. I was unanimously told to head for Elista where I would find hotels. I met 3 more police in Iki-Burul, and to my surprise 2 of them spoke pretty good English.

I arrived in Elista about 10:30pm … still shaking my head at not being able to hit the road till 3pm. I had the name of a modern hotel in the centre of Elista, and though it would cost me EUR 50 a night, I decided I deserved it. And besides, my accommodation bill since arriving in Russia had been a paltry 15 EUR … 8 EUR for the hotel in Elbrus and 7 EUR for one in Kammenomostsky. The rest had been gratis.

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27.04.2009, Elista

I awoke in Elista’s finest hotel keen to get the bikes baggage sorted, see the sights of Elista, and get some internet time to update the blog, edit the photos pay some bills etc etc etc. I emptied out the side bags, stuck them on the bike and rode the 3 blocks to the very centre of town. Elista looks like a part of Asia but with a clear sky background that could be the US Midwest or Australian outback. Its bizarre. The post communist architecture definitely has a touch of Buddha’s influence about it. I wanted to get some footage of people spinning a prayer wheel in the centre of town, but everyone became shy when I was up there with camera, so I approached a bunch of students and asked them if they would volunteer and turn the wheels as a favour.

They were a bunch of 5 university students around 20 years old, led by Sasha (a Kalmyk), with 4 girlfriends in tow (3 Kalmyks and one Kazakh) … actually I think one was his girlfriend and the others classmates. We chatted for a while and then they decided to skip their english class and show me the Hurul, Elista’s main Buddhist temple, and the largest in Europe. Quite an amazing sight, this brightly coloured temple in the middle of this steppe city. The Dalai Lama was here 2 years ago, but future visits are less likely. The Chinese have been pressuring the Russians not to give him a visa anymore. The Russians have huge commercial interests in China going forward (Russia being one of the largest suppliers of oil, gas,and raw materials in the world and China being the biggest consumer), and weighing up giving the Dalai a visa or keeping the Chinese happy its pretty clear which side they will come down on.

I will put more photos of the students and other faces around Elista in the photos section.

I had to sort out my bags and Sasha made a few phone calls. He told me to go to Elista Lada, a Lada workshop just down the road. I rode in and a guy waved me over. Turns out he was a biker. Zhenya took me into the worlshop, I explained what I needed done and he began doing it. Professional, proper tools, job done on the side bags. Of course there was no payment wanted for the hour or so he put into it, but instead he asked me to join him and some other bikers in Elista this evening. I am looking forward to that.

Having mentioned how the Kalmyks got to Europe earlier, I might as well follow up with a bit more modern history. Lenin himself was part Kalmyk … one of his grandmothers was a Kalmychka. You might think this would give the Kalmyks a special place in the Soviet heirarchy, but no. During the second world war, Stalin suspected the Kalmyks of collaborating with the Germans as they advanced across the Steppe towards the oilfields of Chechnya and decided to exile the lot of them to Siberia – Ethnic cleansing if ever it existed. Up to a half of Kalmyks are thought to have died during the transportation by cattle wagon, from starvation or from cold, and it wasn’t till Stalin died that Khruschev permitted them to return to Kalmykia. The date the order to exile to Kalmyks was signed (and to liquidate the Kalmyk Republic), 28th December (1943), is the now the most solemn date in the Kalmyk calendar.

The Kalmyk Republic is the only Buddhist region in Europe and its president is a former very highly ranked international chess player, who loves holding major international chess tournaments in Elista – the middle of nowhere. Perhaps as a result of having a strategic thinking president, the Kalmyks seems very well educated and what I have seen of Elista is a notable step forward in terms of modernity compared with surrounding regions – and its considerably cleaner too. The President will have his hands full tho building the Kalmyk economy – Kalmykia is 100% steppe, with very little in the way of natural resources and its small population (less than 1 million) is hardly enough to encourage economies of scale.

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Zhenya came round to the hotel at 8pm with a couple of other bikers, and we headed off to their meeting place, a quiet spot just off the main road on the western edge of town. The others had all eaten but I hadn’t, so immediately we zoomed thru town (there is only one main road) to the eastern edge of town and a shashlik cafe called Sem-Ya. These guys were the first bikers I had met since Crimea. Bikes were mostly sports bikes with a couple of Japanese cruiser bikes in there too. Adventure bikes are not really popular in Russia, tho the head honcho of the club had a bizarre beaten up old Tenere, that had been lowered and decked out so that it resembled a cross between a Tenere and a chopper.

The Kalmyks have their own version of tea … Kalmyk Chai or Khan Chai … Khan refering to Ogodei Khan, Genghis’ successor. This was the tastiest variation on tea I had tried so far on the trip. Recommended ! There is a fair bit of Genghis memorabilia about. Traditional Kalmyk leather wallets I saw in a souvenir shop have a portrait of Genghis stamped into them. I am a bit of an afficionado of all things Genghis, but am surprised to see the Kalmyks identifying so closely with the great man. It seems depite leaving Mongolia a long time ago, the Kalmyks are still proud of their Mongol heritage and very much identify with it.

The Nogai seem to have a ambiguous relationship with their Mongol roots. The Nogai guys I met insisted they are only 5% Mongol blood and 95% Kipchak … but watching video clips of Nogai singers, singing Nogai songs, and the overwhelming background of the filmclips were taken from movies or documentaries of Genghis Khan. They love the image the mongol’s convey, but seem to not be comfortable admitting they have mongol ancestry. I found that a bit strange. The Kalmyks have no such ambiguity.

Going where no motorcycle has been before